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Well? Well, what?

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What do you want me to do?

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I told you. No, you didn't.

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Get the wire brushes.

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Why? Because I said so.

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I mean, why? What is it? I am supposed
to be learning the trade, you know. All

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right.

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It's because of the, uh... The, uh...

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Well? What?

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I want to hear the same words over and
over again. I've put on a Morrissey

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record. Just get the wire brushes, will
you? Are you all right? Yes.

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Only you look knackered to me.

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I am fine.

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You know you nearly hit that cyclist on
the way here.

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Look, I may be a little tired, but
there's nothing wrong with my judgement,

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thank you.

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All right, how many fingers am I holding
up?

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How many fingers am I holding up?

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Getting through to some people is like
trying to see what's behind Judith

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Chalmers.

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I tried to come back today.

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This is... So embarrassing.

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There we go.

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The R -A -C, not the R -F -U.

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They were practicing near the park. It's
only a few hundred yards home.

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And I don't see what's embarrassing.

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What about

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the police?

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They are.

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Oh,

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thanks a lot. Thank you.

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That's worth a dozen specials on the
scrum machine.

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Right, I'd better get the lads off to a
shower.

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Well, Rona, I was only going to walk you
to the tree.

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Oh, not for me, thanks, madam.

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Thanks again.

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Is this your car, madam?

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You knew it is.

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You should be aware that this car is not
in a roadworthy condition for a public

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highway.

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Yeah, well, I'll let you off with a
caution this time.

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Right, come on then.

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My father sells books on the corner.

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Oh, great.

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That is all we need.

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Hi, Mum.

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Did you get it?

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Yes.

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No, this is Mark from Take That. I said
Len from Home and Away.

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No -one can get this one anywhere.

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Well, they all look the same, don't
they?

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Look, this is the one here.

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Not that one.

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God, I'm not a 12 -year -old. Oh, look,
Rona, you can see his nipple. I may pass

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out.

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I bet no -one ridiculed your taste in
men when you were young.

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This is not a man.

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What is it, then? I don't know.

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Thought. Thought.

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Furry, teethy, bony sort of thing.

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Thanks. Oh, go on, they were nearly the
same in our day.

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Yes, Mother, tell us again about
Woodstock.

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Well, go back tomorrow and see if
they'll change it.

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Go on, Bolton. When they buried the
pharaohs, they pulled out their insides

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a hook stuck up their noses.

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If I find any of my coat hangers
missing, I'll bury you.

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In a special tomb like the Premature
Burial? No, just an ordinary cheap

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Premature Burial. I'll never get
anything good.

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No, come on.

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who said I'd only go another 500 miles
if I was lucky.

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Do you think that's depressing?

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I'm seriously thinking of getting all my
groceries at cheap, Dave.

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Not cheap, Dave.

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You couldn't.

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I think people go in there that never
come out.

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They grind them up in the back and make
them into biscuits.

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That's why they're so cheap.

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Rona, don't be ridiculous.

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Everybody knows those biscuits are old
dog biscuits made into a different

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That's why they're so cheap.

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Anyway... It's not that bad in there.

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You've been in?

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Yes. What's it like?

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Oh, it's not depressing at all.

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It's full of rough boys.

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Really rough.

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Women who look exhausted and suicidal
trying to stretch their gyros.

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Old dears who thought their pensions
would be enough to feed them.

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They make them leave their teeth at
security so they don't sample anything

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without pain.

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Things can't get any worse.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'll be all
right. It's nothing.

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Just leave it, will you?

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What's all this about?

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Tell her.

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I'm just a bit tired. It's nothing to
worry about.

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He only went to sleep with the gas
coming out all over the place. If I'd

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a match when I came back, we'd all be
over the rainbow with Judy bleeding

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garlands.

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It could happen to anybody.

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What's made you tired like this, Ben?

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Nothing.

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dog biscuits.

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Christine, does your brother still deal
in scraps? Does Mother Teresa still wear

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a tea cloth?

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Something I'd like him to take a look
at. Oh, Rona, are you sure? That boot

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be spacious, but it's never going to
hold a spare rugby team.

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Come on.

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Tell Rip Van Winkle I'll see him in the
morning.

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All right.

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Oh.

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Hello, Gon.

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Let's make sure we get an early night
tonight, eh?

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Ben? You all right?

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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I couldn't sleep.

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Oh, come on.

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I'll give you a cuddle. OK.

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I'm coming.

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In a minute.

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That always gets me.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, it's all right. I'll get it this
time.

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Can I leave it?

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In a minute.

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No, come on.

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Yes, in a minute.

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Come on. No!

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It's all right, it won't be long.

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How often have you been playing me?

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The only one I can't sleep.

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Well, how often is that?

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Now and again.

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Ben?

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I'd like you to stop now.

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In a minute.

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No, now. In a minute.

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You can't stop, can you? I can stop any
time I like.

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Well, go on, show me. Well, I can't stop
now. I haven't got to level three.

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Ever.

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I know how to get to level three.

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How? There's a trick to it.

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David showed me.

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Give me the control.

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Give it to me.

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Gently.

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That's it.

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Right.

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What did you do that for? You're
addicted to this thing.

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This can't be stupid.

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That's why you're tired all the time.
You've been staying up all night playing

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this. It's only a game.

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Right, you won't mind if I turn it off
then, will you?

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Now, Ben, Ben, Ben, I had to do that.
You know I did.

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Just...

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Sit down.

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Go on, just sit.

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There.

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That's better.

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Now, how long have you been getting up
and playing this? Now and again.

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Most nights.

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It helps me relax.

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Whizzing about the screen, being a
karate -kicking badger killing giant

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moles helps you relax.

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You make it sound brainless. Oh, really?

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It takes a lot of skill.

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Yes, I can see that.

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Well, I've got a lot on my mind at the
moment. Business is well down.

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Well, you never said.

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No, well, I didn't want to depress you.
At least with that, I'm in control of

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it. You're in control of it?

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Look, Ben, I know we sometimes all feel
out of control of the things that rule

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our lives, but when we hand over what
control we've got to something else,

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is an addiction.

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It is not an addiction.

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I choose when to play it. Oh, good.

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it can sit here all weekend and you
won't play it, right?

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No.

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No need.

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Okay.

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Let's go back up there and let's put
ninja badgers out of our minds once and

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all.

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I'm still going to Cheap Slave. You
could give me a lift. I'm not shopping

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Cheap Slave. Honey, Sleevel's going to
that place.

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All right.

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I'll wear a stocking mask. Most of the
customers do.

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I'm 17 and I'm in the underclass.

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Oh, what's all this tonight all?

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You need the money and I need the money.

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I'm going to blum up business.

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Where? I'm going to my school reunion.

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Broly hated that school.

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He said all the other girls were freaks
and misery.

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Of course they were miseries. It was a
Catholic school. We had misery exams.

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Anyway, there's bound to be some useful
contact for work.

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Do you know what you think of the play?

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What about Sister Virtue?

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Sister Virtue was about 600 when she
taught me. She's hardly likely to turn

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unless they wheel her in in an iron
lung.

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Well,

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if you think you can face it, certainly
do with the work.

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Right, here you are. One glass of mash.

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It's better than all that caffeine.

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You know it's a drug.

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I certainly hope it is. There's no other
reason to drink instant coffee.

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You did leave the egg out.

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Er, yeah, I think so.

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00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,979
Well, you wouldn't want someone to eat
your embryos, would you?

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Don't tempt me.

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00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:12,830
I think this must be the one. There are
a pile of fainted girls under the rack.

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I didn't ask you to go out for this.

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I know.

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Mum, David's being nice to me.

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It's all right. He doesn't mean it.

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Costumes in the precinct today, handing
out gifts outside the pet shop. That's

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just a coincidence.

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Give it here.

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Oh, no, not another mouse to feed.

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All right, go in the kitchen, find
something to put it in. I suppose I'll

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to find money for a tank now.

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Yes, Mum.

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Right, your father will be home soon, so
I want you to remember, no fighting, no

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tension. I want you to make this house
restful for him.

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How? And nobody is to mention badgers.

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Badgers? I said nobody was to mention
badgers. Come on.

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Bye.

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What's up?

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Nothing. I don't always have to be
gloomy, do I?

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Where's your mum?

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Shopping.

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How was work today?

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Right, well, I've got to get ready.
Jason's coming to collect me in a while.

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00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:19,120
It's all right. We're not having sex or
anything.

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I didn't say that because we do.

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Well, I just didn't want to upset you by
thinking.

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Well, it's Asia having to badger me.

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What am I doing?

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I'm playing the bloody microwave.

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Go on.

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No.

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Just one game.

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No.

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It'll relax you.

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No, it won't.

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It will.

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Come on.

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Over here.

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Will you stop it? I'm staying right
here.

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Over we go.

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One game won't hurt.

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I said I wouldn't.

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You know you're tense.

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I am not tense.

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Yes, you are.

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Come on now.

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That's it.

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Steady now.

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It's ready.

260
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,660
Hello, Mr. Porter. Is Jen there?

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A glass of water.

262
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,600
No, thank you, Sister.

263
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Perhaps just the one.

264
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Don't want to overdo it.

265
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,990
Rona?

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Rona, how are you? Um, yes.

267
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Carol Riley.

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You remember?

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We sat together in catechism.

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00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,190
Oh, yes.

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Hello.

272
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It's years since I've been to one of
these.

273
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,360
Yes, me too.

274
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,240
Well, how are you? What have you been up
to?

275
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,729
Oh, well, I've been abroad for quite a
while.

276
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Working with sick children in a medical
mission in Africa.

277
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:43,010
Thank goodness we helped to make leprosy
a thing of the past.

278
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:48,710
Yeah. And then I got married, had five
wonderful children, but quite a handful.

279
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:52,660
How I find time to continue my work with
the homeless, I shall never know.

280
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That's pretty much been my life.

281
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And you?

282
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The same.

283
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,520
How did you find your missionary
position?

284
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:04,620
I'm sorry?

285
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I worked with headless children.

286
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,180
Headless? Look, homeless children in
Africa.

287
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,840
And of course you got married. Of
course. How many children?

288
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,860
Six. How lovely. What are their names?

289
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:31,000
Dave, Dee, Dozie, Beaky, Mick and Hitch.

290
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:38,260
You always were a bit of a joker. Yes, I
am. In fact, Carol would like to say...

291
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:43,769
I knew you'd turn out well. But I don't
mind telling you that at the time, all

292
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of us girls thought you were a bit of a
tart.

293
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Did you?

294
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,490
They even used to bet you'd end up no
good.

295
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,280
Oh.

296
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,690
And what's your husband like?

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He died.

298
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:06,789
Yes, all I have to support me and my
wonderful, wonderful children is the

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catering business.

300
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,320
I run with a friend of mine.

301
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,659
Catering? Yes, you know, parties,
weddings. Oh, well, we must do something

302
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:18,799
that. I have a friend, Maureen, who's
planning a wedding for her eldest. Quite

303
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:24,140
soon. Shall I get her to call you? No,
no, I couldn't. Here's my card.

304
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:28,680
But please don't mention any of my
troubles.

305
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,900
I wouldn't dream of it.

306
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,330
Thank you, Carol.

307
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,100
You turned out just like I told the
girls you would.

308
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Sister Melody.

309
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,500
And now, a special treat for all of us.

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I know you will be as excited as I am to
welcome, with the gracious help of the

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Sisters of the Sacred Heart Hospital,
one to whom we all owe so much, our own

312
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Sister Virtue.

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She'll be down in a minute.

314
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,890
Right.

315
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,370
Hi, Chad.

316
00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:24,039
Oh, Christine's brother, right? Yeah,
came for the motor. Yeah, it's Blue

317
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,090
Triumph over the road. Right. Got the
key?

318
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,800
No, she didn't leave them. Ah.

319
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,590
It's all right.

320
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,000
I'll use my mechanics key.

321
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,450
Cheers.

322
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:40,180
Jen, Jason's waiting!

323
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,820
I'm not ready yet.

324
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:43,950
Women, eh?

325
00:21:43,951 --> 00:21:45,979
Well, all the same, innit?

326
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:47,030
Yes,

327
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,920
well, I'm glad we had this little talk.

328
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,640
Anything you wanted to say?

329
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,050
About Jen?

330
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,910
Well, yeah, there was... Cut the tea,
I'll put the kettle on.

331
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,150
That's that, then.

332
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,930
So, you were saying?

333
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:13,720
Oh, yeah, what I wanted to say was that,
I mean, I respect her.

334
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:17,510
Yes. Well, I wouldn't.

335
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:21,670
We wouldn't do anything before marriage.

336
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,060
Do you understand?

337
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:26,430
Yes. I think I get the picture.

338
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,040
I sometimes imagine what it would be
like.

339
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:30,200
What?

340
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:31,260
Being married.

341
00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:33,940
But it's not anything you can really
imagine, is it?

342
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:36,120
No.

343
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,740
What do you imagine?

344
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,190
Well, I... Nah.

345
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,620
Oh, come on.

346
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,240
You won't laugh? No.

347
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,720
I sometimes imagine that I work for you.

348
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,350
Do you really?

349
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:50,590
Yeah.

350
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:56,219
I work with you all day, and in the
evening, I come home, and Jen's waiting

351
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,960
me. And the moment I... Jen, for God's
sake, hurry up!

352
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:10,100
Over the years, many of my girls have
called me a tartar, a disciplinarian.

353
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,920
a stickler for morals, for obedience,
for truth.

354
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:22,399
And I say to them this, the liar shall
burn in

355
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,450
hell!

356
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:32,039
And why will the girl who commits
falsehood thrive forever in the pits of

357
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,000
excruciating damnation?

358
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:41,499
Because every time a lie is uttered, The
innocent deceived, a

359
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,440
devil is released into the world.

360
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:51,379
Yes, a foul demon will sit on her
shoulder and he shall

361
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:54,800
fly abroad the land and commit evil.

362
00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:01,300
For before that very day is out, an
innocent shall suffer.

363
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,180
Suffer for her evil and wicked sin.

364
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,730
Who's that?

365
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,310
Hello?

366
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,130
early.

367
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,350
What's the matter?

368
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,740
Is everything all right?

369
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:19,400
Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

370
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,970
The kitchen.

371
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,440
What? Where are the kids?

372
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,210
Jenny's out with Jason. David's
upstairs.

373
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:28,630
What's the matter?

374
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,500
Oh, nothing.

375
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,880
Rona had some silly idea something was
going to happen. You did too?

376
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,360
Yes. Well, never mind.

377
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,940
Tell him our good news.

378
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,630
Oh,

379
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,460
I think I've got us a customer.

380
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,060
Great. So, how did you get on with Ninja
Badger?

381
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,370
I haven't touched it.

382
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,380
I took the cartridge with me just in
case.

383
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,850
What?

384
00:25:50,851 --> 00:25:53,919
You mean I couldn't have played it even
if I tried? Well, you didn't try, did

385
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,970
you? No.

386
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,800
It was bloody hell.

387
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,220
Don't say that.

388
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,760
I think you did really well.

389
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,940
It was the fish, actually.

390
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,450
The fish?

391
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:04,590
Yeah, in the kitchen.

392
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,640
There it is, swimming around.

393
00:26:07,641 --> 00:26:11,239
This entire well's just a couple of
inches across.

394
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,820
And I thought, why does it do that?

395
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:17,180
Why doesn't it just lie down on the
bottom and sod it?

396
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,150
And then I got it.

397
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:23,720
It may have only a small well, but it
uses all of it.

398
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:25,520
Every little bit it's got.

399
00:26:25,521 --> 00:26:29,279
So now whenever I'm tense, I go in there
and watch it swimming around, and I

400
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,700
think, well, if you can cope, so can I.

401
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,610
Looks like a treat.

402
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,680
I see they haven't taken my car, then.

403
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,460
What? It's still there.

404
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,930
It is,

405
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,130
look.

406
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,980
What are you... Any... Ben?

407
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,350
Ben!

408
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,900
No! No, you can't!

409
00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,360
I must have the badger! No, you don't!

410
00:27:09,431 --> 00:27:14,879
I don't suppose you've seen anything
happen to my car, have you?

411
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,180
That blue Triumph parked it outside this
morning.

412
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:28,339
Ben, I want you to go into the kitchen
where the fish is

413
00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,420
and put the kettle on.

414
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:32,870
Yeah.

415
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:37,900
I think you'd better come in and sit
down.

416
00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:39,710
Sit down?

417
00:27:58,211 --> 00:28:04,659
And all of us here at 2 .4 Children
would like you to share in the secret

418
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,100
made that last joke possible.

419
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:12,280
It was a real fish that you saw in the
liquidiser the first time.

420
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,900
Then after we saw Belinda, we stopped
the videotape recording.

421
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,160
Cut it there and change the fish.

422
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:26,540
Then we changed the fish for a fake one
before I switched the liquidiser on.

423
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,270
Because we care deeply about all living
creatures.

424
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,970
Four.

425
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,460
Three, get rid of the fish.

426
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,100
And you, Ben.

427
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,540
Yes, I'm fine.

428
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:50,140
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